Surprise, surprise.

A classic faux pas by the bro.
Koofius' self-pwned unveiled.
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<insert gf's email here>
Hello Everyone!

As you may, or may not know .. Hilda's 21st birthday is around the corner, the 7th of April to be exact. Hence, i would like to organise a surprise celebration for her after the exams, and all of you are invited! I'm sorry I haven't been the most observant of boyfriends to know her social circle well, so i may have left out a few names. For those who are out of the loop, please do forward this email to them! (and let me know so i can make the appropriate arrangements)

Anyway, here are the details of the party ..

Date: XXth April (Insert date here)

Venue: Chalet XXX, YYY Resort (no place fancy la.. it's jus the new funky name for the dowdy SOMEWHERE chalet. For those going for Volar, think it should be fairly convenient then!)

Time: 7pm (I'll be watching the matinee of the Phantom of the Opera that day with the girl, so apologies there, will need some time to get there and make the necessary preparations first.)

The party will only be complete with your presence, so I would (and i'm sure the birthday girl too!) greatly appreciate you coming down to chill. It's after the exams, no reason to say no!! =)

I'll be making the food arrangements soon, so I would appreciate an RSVP by this Thursday, April XXth, at NOON. Nil replies by then, i'll assume you're coming!

Looking forward to see all of you then, and till then, all the best for the exams!!!

Cheers

Kelvin

MSN: iamasuperhothunk@hotmail.com

HP: 8198XXXX (email me for details)

P.S. : Hush Hush about the party k? It's a SURPRISE!!!
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Happy birthday, I say. And give my bro a slap on the back.
Model boyfriend, indeed.