Koof is up for grabs!!

As the incredulity of last night's conversation began to sink in, I felt somewhat relieved at the finality in his voice. I suppose there will not be another episode in this long running saga which had been so much a dampener on his (otherwise smooth-sailing??) post-NS life so far. Having invested much of his time and effort into making things work out, it's really hard if you've gotta avoid treading on landmines whilst still running the relay.

I guess the defining aspect of a successful relationship (to quote a well-used phrase by Kueh) is the level of respect that both parties accord each other. Having to constantly gloss over irregularities and expecting unconditional support is not so much a bother as it is tiring. Love can be lost.

Well, potential applicants for the newly-opened post of Koof-嫂 can now apply at my comments board. Please include a recent photo of yourself and all vital information. (By vital, we mean vital like cup-size, favourite position and so on. Hobbies and past experience are secondary.) Screening tests will be conducted and only the successful will receive notification via email. The benchmark, as usual, will be Victoria Beckham. We reserve the right to reject participants at our sole discretion, and the judges' decisions are final. Expect a 3-week processing period due to the (potentially) sheer number of applications.

Here's an appetiser of Koof, for starters.


He claimed that the left photo didn't do him justice, so the right one's to soothe his egotistic injuries.

Whatever. He needs a break. And the next one had better do him good.