Word of warning!

Do not try, or even attempt to overfeed my fish. 3 shakes of the lil' can there will do... Any more and the fish will evolve into a highly pathogenic virus that will kill off your computer. Just try me. I got the virii, after shaking 543 times at last count.

Beware, for a master hacker is behind this insidious scheme. *Guffaw*