The Exorcism of the Matriculation Handbook

As I rummaged through the matriculation handbook that came with my matriculation package, I stumbled upon some notes in my supposedly virginal handbook. It read, somewhat ominously...
Before I was done reading it the second time, these words appeared...


And then these...


Finally,


I recoiled as the masochistic handbook revelled in its evil joy...

Hurriedly dumping the book in the dustbin, I turned back to the horror of my FA and QM books...

All's fated...