The mindless ramblings of a zombified student...
QM is on now.. however, I'm unable to concentrate. In fact I'm feeling absolutely sleepy right now...
Disclaimer: The characters below are purely fictional, and all situations are figments of the author's (overactive) imagination. 此故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属意外。
Last night we celebrated Wanzhen's birthday at Suntec's Swensens'. Why not Plaza Singapura's Swensens', you might ask. Why not, indeed? I've had my fair share of indecisive girls in my life so far, but this really takes the cake.
Literally. Well we had a whale of a time there at, and the birthday girl actually TEARED when she saw the rather-small-ice-cream-cake- that-didn't-come-with-a-correspondingly-small-price-tag. LOL. We were all stuffed at that point, and there were LEFTOVER SLICES OF ICE-CREAM CAKE!
For once, YYF was present at the OG61+3 gathering. The(usual) notable exception was YYM, and we voted unanimously to boot his sorry arse out of the OG and welcome Melvin to the big family! Go join the dark side on your own backside (Which constitutes yet another one of his inane wisecracks)!
After much probing with a branding iron, YYF finally capitulated under the intense torture of keeping a secret, and YYM's dark truth was finally brought to light - He'd become gay. His latest squeeze was none other than...
I hear your gasps, girls... Alas, dee Prof spurned dee One, and in deefeat, the jilted one hooked up with just another girl.
You know who you are, and this disclosure was done for the sake of your own closure and peace of mind. Owells, life goes on, and cheerios girl.
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