Twenty Things You'll Love To Hate About Me...

1) I'm a normal sized 22-year-old in the body of a sumo wrestler.

2) I was Yokozuna in my previous life. And was related to Yoko Ono.

3) My favourite massage is a shoulder rub. With Yoko Yoko.

4) I'm attached. To Sonia.

5) And no, she ain't Couling (but cool enough, both figuratively and literally).

6) I came from NUS.

7) And went to SMU. And made history in the process.

8) I am seriously considering NTU for my exchange program. Just to set a new record.

9) I am forever playing catch-up to my peers.

10) I have 6 brudders and 2 sistas.

11) I have 2 sisters.

12) I used to hate Manchester United. Now I merely detest them.

13) Chelski and Moaninho is the target of my new hatred.

14) I love Newcastle United. I bleed black and white.

15) I am a computer geek. The hard parts. Not the soft part.

16) Speak French to me and I will try to understand

17) Speak Cantonese to me and I will reciprocate.

18) Speak rudely to me and you'll get your ears boxed in. Courtesy of the Bouncing Boxer.

19) I am a joke in my class. Just glad I ain't the joke.

20) I hope that the rest will fail their exams so that I won't do too badly.

And I hereby command Lacy, Ra and Celest to do likewise.

20 lines. All about yourselves.