A Fun Stag Night does not a sober groom make

Today was the stag night that my brothers had planned for me...
I had a little can of beer and nothing else, which didn't really play to my brothers' plans.
Gout was my main concern, and to have an attack so near my wedding date could possibly wreck our carefully-laid plans.

Had to wear a red sequinned bowtie and a pair of GROOM shades whilst completing the tasks that the brothers had set out in a deck of tasks that were ostensibly for a bachelorette party. Tried very hard to be a sport but approaching girls and chatting them up was not a natural thing to me.

Felt as though I'd let everyone down as everyone was looking very bored by the time we shifted to the second area within Butter. I appreciate their efforts but this wasn't what I had in mind for a stag night.

Sorry to my bros.